I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the bokeh receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice', bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the memek greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently crot sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, memek so they could make memek their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation', bokep and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation' in order bokep to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours porn complained that her sexual yowling drowned out bokeh their TVs: crot ‘As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what crot you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

porn In their book, bokeh Sex At bokep Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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