I've long been haunted by the memory of bokep a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all crot night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice', bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all crot makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep crot a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more memek likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed bokeh to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot bokeh they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation', bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move bokeh on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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